Continental Hesitation

CONTINENTAL HESITATION                                                       RIFKIN

Producer: Colin Frechter

Publisher: DJM

Label: Page One, POF 071

How about some Leyton Oriental mystery?
So much hipper than the hard-sell seer, Billy G.
            Religion's answer to Charles Atlas’s muscle course,
Continental Hesitation makes you feel free!

Ali Taj Mahashish Yogi Bear promised me:

He will open up your mind to truth and you'll see
            No need for lucky charms to hang on your doors.
Continental Hesitation makes you feel free!

            You may have wondered what is life all about?
            Is there a purpose?  Do we need to find out?
            Have faith in Ali, he will free you from doubt.

All you do is send in boxtops off Indian tea,
And enclose the mystic nine pounds, plus p&p.
            This tube-line platform panacea can be yours!
Continental Hesitation makes you feel free!

            When you were a needy child you knew wrong from right.

You thought that if you prayed you would receive,
            But, now you’ve started thinking it's not all black and white,
Please don't try too hard to disbelieve.

How about some Leyton Oriental mystery?
So much cooler than the slippers, pipe and TV,
So much hipper than the Acid or STP,
So much deeper than the “Meir” of causality,

So much smarter than a catapult by Acme,
So much cooler than the good old English cup of tea.
            Religion's answer to Charles Atlas is, but of course,
“Continental Hesitation makes you feel free!”